Ash’s outfits with their game counterpart.
WAIT A GODDAMN FUCKING MINUTE HERE
Playing a Bethesda game like
"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle
Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults
I have to say this is completely legit - someone tried to steal her handbag and she simply went “Fuck this- *suplex*”
someone teach me this pweeze-ooc
Ok Ladies, here’s the info on this move.
We are blessed with a low center of gravity. This means that when we get ahold of someone and tip over backward like that, it’s easy peasy for us to do. Especially on a guy. Think of it like a fulcum and lever: they’re the lever, we’re the fulcrum, and because their center of gravity is up in their chest, instead of in their pelvis, when we get down low and lean back, whupsy there they tip right over.
Now, here’s the real deal on that particular move. Check out how this gif end, with the guy’s head on the floor like that? How his torso seems straight up and down, his head and neck on the floor, all his body weight and the momentum of having been tossed over her shoulder?
Yeah, he’s pretty messed up from that. In the really real world, if you do that move correctly, toss your whole body into it, seriously oomph it up and give that mugger a throw, you can snap his neck.
All that said, here’s how you do it!
This is something you do fast, ladies. Move quickly and with assurance, and don’t worry about whether you’re strong enough to do it or not: you are. This is about physics, not muscle.
Get low, bend your knees and hips. Our strength is largly concentrated in our lower bodies, and when we put our knees and thighs into a move, we bring some of the largest muscles in the human body to bear. You’d be surprised what you can move with your legs.
When she got low on him, her right arm was around his waist, her shoulder roughly at or under his ass, her left arm wrapped around his left leg. Feet shoulder width apart for a nice stable base, big deep breath in, and lift just a bit while falling backwards. It doesn’t take much strength but it will really mess with the dude’s day. Landing on your head will at the very very least knock you silly for a minute.
Interestingly, we can use these same basic principles to ruin a guy’s day if he’s the one to grab us! Imagine, if you will, mugger dude runs up behind you and bear hugs you in preparation for dragging you into the alley. Scary, right? Yep.
If he lifts you too fast, and you find your feet off the ground, kick him in the shins, scrape your shoes down his legs, aim for the knees and his feet. Toss your head back and head butt him. Bite him. Squirm. Do what it takes to get your feet back on the ground.
Feet on the ground, grab his arms and hold on to them. Don’t let him get away, because this move, ladies, will put him down and out, and if he moves away he may go for a distance weapon, or start using his fists. Hold onto his arms and keep him in close.
Again, feet shoulder width apart. Use your booty and hips now, like you’re trying to hit his not-so-manly bits with your ass, get your hips back, bend your knees and flex your hips. If he’s shortish, you should at this point have picked him up and be balancing him on your back. If he’s tall, you’re now in position to put a crimp in his style in a big way.
Tuck your head to your chest and roll forward, just like you did when you were a kid. Flip yourself forward and let gravity do the rest. You will have your head tucked down, aiming to land on the upper back of one shoulder; he won’t. This means he’ll land on his face, with the full force of his own body weight behind it as well as any momentum you’ve built up. You may very well land on top of him too.
From here, get up, run like hell towards a light source while yelling “help, fire, call 911 (or whatever emergency services number exists in your country)”
Remember, ladies, with just a little understanding of comparative anatomy and physics, you too can put a man on the ground and seriously mess up his day. But then, that’s what he was planning to do to you, so fair’s fair.
enough with the discussions and unfollowing and angry anons though I’m too busy staring at clint eastwoods face on two mules for sister sara on tv right now
you gorgeous human being you
hes old as shit in Trouble with the Curve but i cant stop staring
plus he sounds like a Fallout ghoul and I cant get over it
thank you very much you’re a sweetheart! the day this website gets to bully me into acting the uncritical black and white way they want people to act about issues like this is the day they’ll have to pry a paper that says “sike I still don’t” from my cold, dead hands
Children’s gender roles as imposed on adults. Very ,very, very well done.
thats the reasest shit
name ➔ jack
birth place ➔ a vagina
where do i live ➔ literally
hair color ➔ blonde
eye color ➔ I HATE THIS QUESTION
birthday ➔ i share a birthday with a president
gender ➔ fem
lefty or righty ➔ right
single or taken? ➔ i gots a dick
happy? ➔ COME ON AND SLAM NOW WELCOME TO THE JAM
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
are you in love ➔ no
do you believe in love at first sight ➔ i can look at someone and be like “goddamn ur hot” but no love at first sight is a no
who ended your last relationship ➔ it was mutual
have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ no idea
are you afraid of commitments ➔ i dont like change it freaks me out also im indecisive
have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ mommy
have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ more than likely
have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ what the fuck does this mean it was on the last one too
do you usually spend valentine’s day alone ➔ nah i spend it with my rAD MOVIE COLLECTION
short or long-term relationships? ➔ eeehhhhh long seems enjoyable but like idk things
love or lust ➔ “ur hot im hot lets be hot 2gether”
lemonade or iced tea ➔ sometimes teeth doesnt like lemonade but it quenches my thirst better
cats or dogs ➔ i have 3 cats and no dogs
a few best friends or many regular friends ➔ bestiiiiess
television or internet ➔ innernet
pepsi or coke ➔ i walk the line
wild night out or romantic night in ➔ wild night hell yeah scream atop a table
day or night ➔ day preferably but im probs grumpy
text or call ➔ text i hate phone calls
make-up or au naturel? ➔ make-up all day erryday, but people who dont wear it but still look hot damn need to be worshiped
TEN HAVE YOU EVER
been caught sneaking out? ➔ nah
fallen down/up the stairs? ➔ i always fall down and trip myself and then my face is on the stairs so all the time
wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ DRAGONBALLS…………………………………………………………………………………
prank called a store? ➔ i was an edgy 12 year old
skipped school? ➔ i stayed in and played video games lmao
wanted to disappear? ➔ once i didnt go to school for a week and it was the best time of my life
spent all your money? ➔ nah im p good at saving actually
met a celebrity? ➔ my uncles famous and ive met the band he was part of and the lead singer
been really ill? ➔ haha yeah
gotten high? ➔ nah never
smile or eyes ➔ eyes
light or dark hair ➔ idk both but im not a fan of black hair idk
shorter or taller ➔ im 4’10 no ones shorter than i
intelligence or attraction ➔ man attraction, but their personality is a big part. i know dumb people who are assholes and i know smart people who are bigger assholes. it all narrows down to the person. but im shallow and they need to be p darn cute for me
hook-up or relationship ➔ relationship
funny and poor or rich and serious ➔ funny and poor humor is everything in life and if u cant laugh i cant be around u ok
mac or pc? ➔ PC pls
chapstick or lipstick? ➔ AM I REQUIRED TO ANSWER??????
city or country? ➔ city. i used to live in a really rural part of my town and i hated it.
driving or walking? ➔ driving
last phone call? ➔ mommy dearest
last song you listened to? ➔ mambo number 5, regards to cat cat revolution
last thing you ate? ➔ I DONT KNOW
last thing you drank? ➔ water
last place you were? ➔ in living room now
last kiss? ➔ kevin
last picture taken? ➔ me being perfect
last outfit? ➔ a pair of leggings and a shirt waaaay too big for me
last purchase? ➔ um mcdonalds i was craving a big mac