i wish boobs were like an accessory instead of something permanently attached to you like you could say “wow this dress would look really good with these boobs” and “i feel like wearing boobs today” or “not really digging boobs so i’m not gonna put them on” and “boobs just aren’t my thing”
THAT WOULD SOLVE LIKE 6 OF MY PROBLEMS OMFG
I got 99 problems and permanent boobage is about 26 of them.
this was the best scene in the entire movie
can anyone who’s a fan of psycho and has seen bates motel tell me if the series is worth watching or will just be annoying if you love the hitchcock film
I’VE SEEN PSYCHO AND I WATCH BATES MOTEL AND YES YOU SHOULD DEFFO WATCH IT PLZ YOU WON’T REGRET IT ME AND YOU ARE LIKE BEZZIES SO YOU BETTER WATCH IT
I’M GOING TO TRUST YOUR GOOD TASTE IN TV SHOWS
If Kristen Stewart can lose her job, risk losing her entire career, fanbase, and respect over cheating on her boyfriend, the fact that Chris Brown is still acknowledged and celebrated is a fucking crime. If you want a prime example of women’s inequality in the media, there it is.
tips for new freshmen!
- no one cares about anything
- walk on the right side of the fucking hallway
- dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
- stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable.
- GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK
when u tryna help out ya ugly friend
I’m the friend
please delete this rn
funniest vine everrrr
*wheezing* THAT FUCKING HEAD
whenever i get mad at my mom i dont yell at her or fight i just calmly go downstairs and poop in the basement bathroom
because you arent supposed to poop in the basement bathroom because its connected to a seperate septic tank and it like never gets emptied
but when the time finally comes, she’ll go to get it emptied and she’ll find all my revenge poops and it will smell of old poops and she’ll know she’ll know it was me
and this will be my greatest moment